Miss Nose World News Report for January 10, 2016

We are all excited that no one won and now the jackpot is up to 1.3 billion dollars. Do you know how much cat nip we can buy with that? We can run our own cat nip business.

After a night of singing, ‘ I want to be a billionaire’ and catching mice, it was time for us all to sleep. We all passed right out.

As you can see the entire staff needed cat naps after finding out we didn’t win but will try again on Wednesday. The staff has already continued their singing of ‘I want to be a billionaire’. Let the party begin.


Miss Em