I went outside to sit.
I had my coffee with me.
The damn rooster bit me.
He got mad as hell when I picked up my cup.
He wanted my coffee.
I took my cup and ran as fast as I could to the house.
The damn rooster followed and bit me on the foot!
I got in the house.
Blood dripping down.
Two bandaids later, I see that rooster looking in my window!
Now he is stalking me for my coffee!
And now I tell everyone that I have a beak in my coffee!